It was all
a dream...
Apparel Unhinged is a t-shirt store based in Portage, Indiana, crafting designs that humorously explore the darker side of life.
Founded in 2025, we’ve always aimed to attract customers with our distinctive t-shirt designs that pack a punch of dark humor. Our goal is to challenge typical fashion norms while providing high-quality apparel that resonates with those who appreciate a good laugh. From witty phrases to thought-provoking images, each design is crafted to stand out and spark conversations among friends and strangers alike.
Our Team
Fairy
Co-Founder, Lead Website Designer Loves Eggs
Fairy is a beautiful, mystic being of love for the world and passion for her craft. Fairy stumbled upon Goblin while he was gnawing on bone where she decided to tag along with this feral creature. Using her unique and wondrous talents, Fairy primarily is reasonable for developing Apparel Unhinged websites, research/development/production techniques of making tee-shirts, and also poorly timed inappropriate jokes. While not working on the business, Fairy enjoys her free time learning more skills, hanging out with Mr. Michael Jackson and Miss Michelle Johnson, and braiding the leaves of the trees and learning new abilities.
Goblin
Co-Founder, Lead Business Rep Drives a Ranger
Goblin is a small, odd creature found in a damp cave by Fairy in the Summer of 2024. Clinging to a vape and a hammer, Goblin fell madly in love with Fairy for her beauty, compassion, and similar weirdness. Now clothed and bathed, Goblin contributes ferally attempting to sell tee-shirts to customers, bizarre ideas for merchandise, and poorly timed inappropriate jokes. While not working on the business, Goblin enjoys his free time eating things he should not be, being maddened by the horrors of existence, and carpentry.
Gerald
Chief Executive Officer of Milk and Bones
Goblin found Gerald in the dumpster of a taco shack searching for cigarette buds and un-used pull tabs in the Fall of 2024. Gerald is a dishonored Lieutenant Commander from The Great Skeleton Wars where he was discharged for breaking the rules of The Geneva Convention. While not cursing into the void, Gerald aids the Apparel Unhinged team by appearing in marketing videos when he feels like it. In his free time, Gerald enjoys ragebaiting Goblin, insulting the general public, and planning world domination.
Mr Michael Jackson
Certified Diva, Chief Executive Officer of Sass and Cuddles.
Mr Michael Jackson has been best friends with Fairy since she lovingly adopted him in 2023. While he has not worked a day in his life, Mr. Michael Jackson still receives a daily stipend of wet food and cuddles for his contributions to the team. In his free time, Mr. Michael Jackson enjoys ragebaiting Miss Michelle Johnson, getting chunky, and sitting on laptops for attention while other members of the team are attempting to work.
Ms. Michelle Johnson
Self Inserted Leader of the Team, Chief Executive Officer of Attitude and Making Biscuits.
Miss Michelle Johnson was brought into the team by Fairy and Goblin during the Early Winter of 2025 where she won over everybody's hearts with her looks and sweetness. She then manipulated everybody with her looks and sweetness by now attempting to get whatever she wants. Miss Michelle Johnson also has never worked a day in her life and refuses to acknowledge the concept of payment due to her beliefs that she is entitled to everything. In her free time, Miss Michelle Johnson enjoys screaming to be fed more wet food, biting at the team's feet when they attempt to sleep in, and making friends while refusing to socialize.